(Source: winterwho, via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)
(via paulwelsey)
shutupandenjoythehomosexuality:
i remember one time i copied this gay smut thing on my moms laptop and she accidentally pasted it and it was something like “Im going to fuck you so hard right here against this wall’ he whispered into his ear “show you what gay sex is like,fuck you up the ass” and my mom freaked and was like “whats this!??!?!” and i was like “idk! im a girl why would i be reading gay porn?!? ” so nOW SHE THINKS MY BROTHER IS GAY
(via sammytoyourdean)
the clock strikes midnight. you’re home alone.
there’s a knock at the door.
you open it and there’s two men standing in front of you, a 67 chevy impala is parked in your driveway.
‘we’d like to ask you a few questions.’
but i already spoke to the other detectives.
“you can’t be that attracted to someone who’s not real”
someone’s not getting invited to the wedding
(Source: jaclcfrost, via shadowsandsteles)
They call me Wayland
They call me Morgenstern
They call me Herondale
They call me Lightwood
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
(Source: wearedustsandshadows, via willmorgenstern)
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
remember when mitt romney tried to become president
LOL Yep.
(Source: baby-dodongo)
